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A community of professionally unqualified financial experts.
We don't predict the market.
We point at the chart and say stonks.
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What is a StonkGuy?
A StonkGuy is not a trader.
A StonkGuy is not an analyst.
A StonkGuy simply sees an arrow pointing upward and understands everything.
MARKET KNOWLEDGE
2%
CONFIDENCE
1000%
TOP HAT QUALITY
Institutional
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The Wall of Stonk
Top coins from stonkfun.xyz — the Solana launchpad.
$STONK STONK
$200.63M ▲ 9.4%
$MASK Nullmask
$45.99M ▲ 78.3%
$SI Super Inu
$43.53M ▲ 31.8%
$ZCAT Anonymous Cat
$37.69M ▲ 32.0%
$ALLINU ALLINU
$8.09M ▼ 33.5%
$SNDK Sand Kitten
$7.4M ▲ 16.8%
$GP GP
$4.75M ▼ 8.8%
$DIVI DIVI
$4.54M ▲ 1.2%
$KNOTS KNOTS
$4.19M ▼ 11.8%
$NEARKAT NEARKAT
$3.64M ▼ 9.5%
$PURR PURR
$2.19M ▼ 19.7%
$FEELSGOOD FEELSGOOD
$1.55M ▲ 19.3%
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See chart.
See arrow.
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